Marching in
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to March…
Number 3 is definitely the top month of the year in my book. Why? Transition. It’s the calendar link between the dark dullness of winter and the warm goodness of spring and summer. So wake up from hibernation (we’ve certainly been bearish lately), there’s some light at the end of the tunnel.
But what’s all the hype really about? Whether you’re a fan of South Park or our new Pres, you’ll catch my drift this one: It’s about chaaaange. March is Lebron grabbing a defensive rebound and flashing up-court, a 7th grade voice-crack and some sprouting facial hair, and the 5-part beauty of “Happiness is a Warm Gun”…Transition.
In like a Lion and out like a Lamb, the best of both world’s my man. And if metaphorical animals don’t do it for you, how does spring break sound? Or how bout some late-month bracket madness? Pretty, pretty, pretty good (insert Larry D cameo here). Plus, it’s not like April has that much to offer…just lot’s of rain and the promise of foliage a month later. Weak. Anyway, enough rambling…let’s lay down some absurd speculations:
Predictions for March:
- Amidst rumors linking her to A-Rod, Maddona is outted as Major League Baseball’s main steroid supplier.
- Sarah Palin and Tom Cruise surface from momentary obscurity, and sign on to co-star in Fox’s latest reality show, Hick to Hollywood: America’s Mavericks.
- Girl Talk releases The White (House) Album, a mash-up of Jay-Z and accapella clips from Obama’s latest Sate of the Union address.
So, as the trustworthy Lion drags in a foot of snow to the east coast on the 1st of the month, let’s toast to a March to remember. It’s gonna be a good one.
Marc my word.
